In Search Of The Perfect Alarm Clock
Do you wake up in the morning with no trouble? Maybe you pop up out of bed and are ready to face the day. If so, you are a rare specimen, indeed. Most people have great difficulty with the act of getting up in the morning. In fact, it can be a very painful experience. By employing your imagination, you can come up with unique solutions to that problem.
You lie in bed asleep. Gentle dreams caress your unconscious world. Everything is lovely. The next thing you know, someone has started a Mcculloch chainsaw, a few inches from your head. What really happened? Your alarm clock went off. It is connected to a remote control chainsaw. A recording is not sufficient. It takes the noise and danger of a chainsaw to wake many people up.
Another possible situation is the silent alarm clock. You are sleeping soundly in the early morning hours. It is time for you to arise. There is a clicking noise. This triggers power to your coffee machine. It starts brewing coffee. As the aroma of fresh brewed coffee fills the air, liquid coffee enters tubes. These tubes run from the coffee machine to your arm, as you sleep. Shortly you will be receiving your morning IV cup of coffee. Before long, you will be up and ready to face the world. This silent feature will not awaken others in your house.
How many times have you been awakened to the sound of house cleaning? This is the idea for the suction alarm clock. Someday will you be able to program your Dyson upright vacuum cleaner to come on by itself. It will then commence cleaning your house. It will knock things over and run into furniture. This will ensure that it will wake you up.
An alarm clock with the sound of a baby crying is a possibility. You can connect a timer to your DVD player. Everyone knows how much fun it is to listen to that sound. Of course, this will work best for females. Males may just reach over and nudge their mate. However, if you incorporate the odor of a freshly disposed diaper, it may have more universal appeal.
Why not try a classic favorite, the toaster bed alarm. When it is triggered, it pops you up like a piece of toasted bread. This will get you up and ready to face the morning. However, it may not work as well on a loft bed with desk setup.
Conclusion
If you have trouble in the morning, do not worry. Most people have a hard time getting up. Buy an alarm that you cannot tolerate. Hopefully the sound will make your skin crawl. You do not want to be able to hit the snooze bar, either. Place the alarm a ways from your bed. It will still hurt, but you will be able to get up.
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