Sir, Madam - Anything To Declare?
Maybe you are planning a romantic weekend, or possibly, you are going on a long business trip. Perhaps you are jetting off on your Honeymoon or maybe you’ve rented a dreamy chalet in the snow? Wherever you are flying-off to – you’ll need to make sure you pack your adult toys well to avoid any embarrassing (and possibly very public) situations.
So, how do you pack adult toys? Firstly, remove the batteries. Even if you feel that your vibrator is difficult to turn on, a little shift in the contents of your luggage could easily knock the control to the ON position. You really don't want to have to explain what is vibrating in your luggage to security personnel or customs officers. Dildos are less of a problem in this respect as they are usually made of silicone / jelly / rubber and have no metal or mechanical parts.
Place your dildos, bullets, penis-rings, vibrators or whatever else you've packed - in clear plastic baggies. Airport personnel routinely go through luggage so if you’re chosen at random for a luggage inspection, you’ll be glad your toys are zip-locked away. Customs staff always wear plastic gloves, but you really don't want their gloves, which have been touching everyone else's personal items, to touch your intimate toys too. Do the airport staff and yourself a huge favour and place each item in a clear plastic zip baggie to keep everything hygienic.
Always be sure to place your vibrators in your checked luggage. This just removes you from a potentially tricky situation a little bit. If you bring a vibrator in your carry-on luggage, you are practically asking for an embarrassing situation to occur.
Bear in mind also that vibrators are not allowed in certain countries – especially if they are shaped like a phallus. If you take one in your checked luggage – you may have to go through the red channel and declare it – and it may be confiscated. One such country where ‘obscene items’ are illegal is Thailand. There, you might get away with importing a traditional slimline vibrator and pass it off as a ‘massager’ for your bad back – however, if your vibe is penis-shaped, expect that it will be confiscated!
In the USA, Texan customs officers will not be sympathetic if you have a suitcase full of vibes – to own more than three such ‘marital aids’ is currently illegal in that state. So do a quick Google check of what the laws are in the state or country you are travelling to.
Finally, don’t travel with your favourite vibe or with your top of the range most-expensive toy. It is best that you take along an inexpensive alternative or buy something completely new especially for the trip. At sites like LoveTheRabbit.com you'll find many rabbit vibrator articles, information, raves and reviews and links to stores that stock them.
This way, if your luggage is lost, or your strap-on dildo confiscated or if your vibe breaks in transit – you will not have lost your favourite ‘friend’ or your most expensive toy. Bon voyage!
Openingabaggage.wmv
|
|
American Weigh LS-110 Digital Luggage Scale, 110 by 0.2 LB $14.29 The LS-110 Weighs up to 110lbs with a 0.2lb resolutionThe Adjustable strap can accommodate any handle sizeGreat for weighing luggage or other large objectsPowered by 2 long-life lithium batteries (CR2032, included)Backed by a powerful 10 year warranty The LS-110 luggage scale from American Weigh features a sleek handle-shaped design that makes weighing your baggage a cinch. The auto-hold feature h... |
|
|
Trav-L-Bar Travel Bar PMB3-B Vinyl 3-Bottle, Black $69.95 Black vinyl that looks and feels like padded leather. It has suede inside. Includes 4 metal cups, serving tray, wood handle opener and a 3/4 X 1 1/2 oz. jigger. It is an excellent value. Combination lock. Gift box. A Trav-L-Bar. Inside compartment is 12 inches high. Liquor bottles not included.... |
|
|
Master Lock 4683Q TSA-Approved Nickel Keyed Alike Luggage/Baggage Lock, 4-Pack, colors may vary $8.10 Lock up several suitcases, backpacks, or other luggage quickly with this 4-pack of locks from Master Lock. The locks are TSA-approved, allowing airport security screeners to inspect and relock baggage without damaging the locks. Solid brass construction ensures optimal security and rust-resistance. Keyed alike, the locks are ideal for family or group travel with the guardian or leader holding the ... |
|
|
Master Lock 4684T TSA-Accepted Lock in Neon Green, Orange, Pink, or Purple, 2-Pack $12.11 2 Pack, Luggage Lock Allows TSA Screeners To Inspect & Relock Bags Without Damaging The Lock, 1-3/8" 34mm Wide Covered Brass Body, 3 Dial Set Your Own Convenience, Bright, Neon Colors Make Luggage Easy To Identify.... |
|
|
Master Lock 4605D 3-Foot Retractable Cable Lock (colors may vary) $7.99 Set your own combination for personalization and easy recall. 36" L. x 3 32" diameter. Cable retraction for a tight fit around object. Vinyl coated cable to prevent scratching. Push button retraction for easy cable recoiling. Great for kids.... |
|
|
Pelican 1510-004-110 Case with Padded Dividers, Black $156.69 WATERTIGHT CRUSHPROOF & DUST PROOF RETRACTABLE EXTENSION HANDLE STRONG POLYURETHANE WHEELS WITH STAINLESS STEEL BEARINGS EASY-OPEN DOUBLE-THROW LATCHES OPEN CELL CORE WITH SOLID WALL DESIGNSTRONG & LIGHTWEIGHT O-RING SEAL AUTOMATIC PRESSURE EQUALIZATION VALVE COMFORTABLE RUBBER OVER-MOLDED TOP & SIDE HANDLES STAINLESS STEEL HARDWARE & PADLOCK PROTECTORS PADDED DIVIDER SETPERSONALIZED NAMEPLATE SER... |
|
|
Rolling Briefcase $62.99 This is a rolling briefcase with a retractable handle. All Man Made Materials... |
|
|
Ape Case ACHC5600 Jumbo Aluminum Hard Case (Grey/Black) $124.99 CUSTOMIZABLE FOAM INTERIOR IN HI-VIS YELLOW REMOVABLE REINFORCED CARRYING STRAPSOLID ALUMINUM ALLOW FRAMEIDEAL FOR CAMERA EQUIPMENT & OTHER VALUABLE ITEMSKEYED LOCK WITH 2 KEYS PLUS PADLOCK LOOP TO ACCEPT TSA APPROVED LOCKSPADDED HEAVY-DUTY CARRYING HANDLEEXTERIOR DIM: 18.13"L X 12.75"W X 6.75"HINTERIOR DIM: 17.63"L X 12.25"W X 6.25"HINCLUDES FOAM INTERIOR & MOVEABLE DIVIDER SYSTEMUPC : 8105980125... |
|
|
Ziploc Big Bag Double Zipper ... |
|
|
Ziploc Storage Bags Feel It Lock!™12 Bags - 13 in. x 15 5/8 in. (33.02cm x 39.68cm). Unique interlocking zipper...Feel It Lock!™Write-on label.Microwavable when defrosting and reheating (open zipper 1" to vent). Introducing Other Ziploc® Brand Products - Available in Freezer, Storage, Sandwich and Snack bags. Also look for NEW Ziploc® brand Slide-Loc bags and Ziploc® Containers.... |