OUCH!! Man dont touch those buttons: Silly silly man yes??
A man travelling on a plane needed to go to the GENTS but every time he went there was someone else using it. After a while the Flight Attendant noticed his predicament and suggested he use the LADIES, but not to touch the buttons on the wall. He went in, took his seat, looking around he saw a panel with buttons marked thus:
>>>>WW>>>WA>>>PP>>>ATR>>>>
After a while his curiosity got the better of him so he pressed WW and warm water washed his bottom, This was marvellous.
Then he pressed WA and warm air gushed out and dried his bottom, This is fantastic.
He then pressed PP and out came a powder puff and powdered his bottom. He thought to himself these ladies have got it made.
He then pressed ATR and promptly passed out.
Waking up in hospital, he asked what has happened and the nurse replied.
" You pressed the ATR button which means Automatic Tampon Remover, Your Penis is under your pillow and your balls are in a jar beside your bedside table"
OUCH!! OUCH!! OUCH!!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!DO IT AGAIN!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
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